Nudes! Nudes! Nudes!

Hey social media police,
Fuck you! Thanks for always pulling down any shot that we run that has any sort of nudity in it.... even if it is sexy, classy, tasteful, etc. The nice thing about our blog is that we can run as many nudes as we want... that's basically why we did it (so we can run what ever the fuck we want). With that said, we are not running a porn site. We can't tell you how annoying it is that people get all up-in-arms over some sexy-ass pictures. Friends, if you are looking for porn, GO TO A PORN SITE! Half the internet is pornography! Just hit the Google machine and type in Pam Anderson Naked, or one legged midget gets air-tighted by local circus clowns on unicycles (yeah, it's probably out there) and get your porn fix there. In conclusion, our blog will have a little nudity... but we will always keep it tasteful or comical like this shot of @lorena.hrbut.
Your welcome.
Master Snorkeler
Model @lorena.hrbut
Photographer @szjanko
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Scott
March 20 2020
Please bring back your “Rear Admiral” hat line back for purchase! Funniest shit when people tell me “Thanks for your service!” when I’m out in public. Maybe print a hashtag liner saying “In the rear with the gear!” under the main embroidery of Rear Admiral on the hat?
Logan
August 08 2018
I put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in a room and let them fight it out
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