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June 23, 2018 1 Comment

Hey social media police, 

Fuck you! Thanks for always pulling down any shot that we run that has any sort of nudity in it.... even if it is sexy, classy, tasteful, etc. The nice thing about our blog is that we can run as many nudes as we want... that's basically why we did it (so we can run what ever the fuck we want). With that said, we are not running a porn site. We can't tell you how annoying it is that people get all up-in-arms over some sexy-ass pictures. Friends, if you are looking for porn, GO TO A PORN SITE! Half the internet is pornography! Just hit the Google machine and type in Pam Anderson Naked, or one legged midget gets air-tighted by local circus clowns on unicycles (yeah, it's probably out there) and get your porn fix there. In conclusion, our blog will have a little nudity... but we will always keep it tasteful or comical like this shot of @lorena.hrbut 

Your welcome. 

Master Snorkeler 

Model @lorena.hrbut

Photographer @szjanko



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August 08, 2018

I put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in a room and let them fight it out

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