You've been an #ASSMAN since before you can remember.
Those days when your parents use to take you to the lake... beach... or community pool and you use to get nervous around the pretty older girl in the little bikini... yep... you were an #ASSMAN.
It's a disease. Something that no drug can cure. So instead of being ashamed of your ailment - wear it like a badge of honor.
ASS MEN... you are not alone.