Here for the Rear Boon-dawg Hat

You're drunk, lost, but the good news is you're guaranteed to get laid in this piece of hardware.  Even though your brain is fried and your body is fried from the neck down, you'll still be able to pull off Wendy Peffercorn with those white chompers and shaded mug.

Sizing: OSFMM - One Size Fits Most Melons

Shut up and get in the limo