The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear by Shinesty
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You bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog ball hammock® boxer briefs.
We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you're weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and you've got a tropical destination for your dong. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these weiner-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents....
- Brand: Shinesty
- Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
- Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
- 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
- Soft, flexible waistband
- Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
- Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
- Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO