Hey Captain, pour me another fruity cocktail and lets kick this party into high gear. Fruity, fun, flamingo-style rum-drinks don't make you look like a pussy... they make you look like a good time.
Toss this thing over your head, grab yourself a fruity cocktail, and take over the world.
Fabric: 100% Cotton / 100% Sexy.
you're here for the rear, so stay tuned for the GEAR